So I've been asked before, "Tigga, what's your dick like?" "Does it have stripes?" "If I tickled it, would it try to whip me like how Chuck Norris's would punch me?"

These questions, and more, have been asked repeatedly for quite sometime, since the conception of 'Tigga' and his mighty Shlong of Righteousness. And quite frankly, I'm sick of it. I'm sick of answering this damn enigma a thousand times over. So that's why I'm writing today, to give...