LiL PAYN3

Let me give you my rating right now on this movie:

8.6/10


I thought this movie was hysterical. I mean, I laugh at a lot of things, but that makes it funny, but never have I laughed this hard in the movie theater until I saw this movie.

The acting was perfect, especially Zach Galifianakis (Alan Garner). Among the 4 guys on their escapade towards a fun-filled weekend in Vegas for soon-to-be-wed Justin Bartha (Doug Billings) and his bachelor party, Zach Galifianakis was the funniest. Everything he said, his body language, his tone, his clothing appearance, everything was perfect. Bradley Cooper (Phil Whenneck) and Ed Helms (Stu Price) were also funny. Justin Bartha didn't have a large enough role for me to even consider his character to be humorous.

The only thing that really lacked was plot depth. It's very simple and does not require much thinking, but honestly, the humor of the movie makes up for it. With every joke that the characters utter, it pushes the envelope of appropriate humor.

I definitely recommend this movie to everyone here and by the way, the credits are fucking priceless.




SPOILERS








































Memorable Quotes:


Stu Price: You do know counting cards is illegal, right?
Alan Garner: Counting cards isn't illegal. It's frowned upon... like masturbating on an airplane.
Phil Wenneck: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.
Alan Garner: Maybe since 9/11 when everyone got so damn sensitive. Thanks a lot Bin Laden!

Alan Garner: [while picking up a friend at the school where he works] Did you have to park this close?
Doug Billings: Yeah, why?
Alan Garner: I just... I can't be here.
Doug Billings: Why Is that Alan?
Alan Garner: I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school... or a Chuck E. Cheeze.

Phil Wenneck: [his answering machine message] It's Phil, leave a message. But don't text me. It's gay.

Phil Wenneck: Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.

Alan Garner: Hello... how bout that ride in? I guess thats why they call it Sin City haha. You guys might not know this but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So there... there was two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack and Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys I thought "wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine.

Alan Garner: Is this hotel beeper friendly?
Lisa: Excuse me?
Alan Garner: Yeah, I'm not getting a signal on my page.



Mr. Chow: Its funny because he's fat!














































See this movie now, you fucks.

Smeagz

i saw this movie twice. i was dying haha soo good

i think this will be zach galifianakis's breakout role. he's had other roles (into the wild) but didnt really stand out, and i think we'll be seeing a lot more of him now, which i look forward to

LiL PAYN3

Honestly, every time he was on the screen, I was laughing. Uncontrollably.

Smeagz

SPOILER



when he put the sunglasses on the baby and made him jack off i honestly couldnt take it hahahaha

torialysse

lol this movie was soo funny!.. my friend and i had to go bathroom from the very begining but we didnt want to get up and leave cuz we were afraid of missing some good stuff haha

Smeagz

the credits were the best part. the pictures made me laugh sooooo hard

Peter

Haha that speech was so funny about the wolf packs... what an amazing movie.

Donkey

I need to see this. All my friends are talking about it.

Alen

When I saw that, I seriously laughed for like a minute lol

Paranoia

I was amazed by this.



SPOILER


In the photos in the credit, the chick sucking on Alans cock in the elevator was priceless xD

And the gay asian was hilarious.

x rhis x

Saw it as a double date. My chick already saw it and she said it was amazing, the other couple claimed it was the "stupidest movie ever." I loved every second of it.

Peter

instead of writing spoiler, why don't you guys just use the spoiler thing that tony gave us.

like this:

jasonSuFi

Nobody likes a standout -_-



The Hangover was easily the funniest movie I've seen since Waiting.

LiL PAYN3

Because fuck you, that's why.


That's right, quote the spoiler. You're very intelligent.

Teh WraTh

I will rent it when it comes out