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Your favourite joke EVER....

Discussion in 'Jokes and funny stories forum' started by plasma suthix, May 10, 2011.

  1. plasma suthix

    plasma suthix Banned

    why did the chef go to jail?

    for beating an egg!!!

    not my favourite lol.
     
  2. Scotty

    Scotty Contributors

    What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a steam roller?



    Flatman and Ribbon.


    When the Palistinian and the Norwegian got married what did they name their first son?



    Yassir Youbetcha.......:laugh:
     
  3. plasma suthix

    plasma suthix Banned

    haha nice ones!!!
     
  4. Scotty

    Scotty Contributors

    I fell into the lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of myself.........
     
  5. UniversalAris

    UniversalAris newbie Awesome Poster

    Accordion to scientists 90% of people don't realize I put a instrument for the first word in this sentence.